Weekly Schedule

• Monday
  1. Plan schedule for week
  2. Complete Project X
     • Preliminary Interview
     • Wild Hypothesis
     • Final Report
  3. Abuse underlings
• Tuesday
  1. Revise schedule
  2. Procrastinate (time permitting). If necessary, put off procrastination until another day.
• Wednesday
  1. Try to complete Monday tasks
  2. Write progress report. Consider ways to pad progress port.
     • "Intentionally left blank" sections
     • Font sizes above 20pt
     • Risqué pictures
• Thursday
  1. Determine why Project X isn't complete
  2. Research scapegoat possibilities
     • Boss
     • Co-workers
     • One-armed man
• Friday
  1. Defer tasks to next week
  2. Disrupt weekly meeting